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hey man~ what is todays gossip
I cant be quiet for even a day~
Why~ Why me~
everybody attention please
i am gossip man

ladies and gentlemen ho!
they call me gossip man, you know
You know, everyone knows
Actually, its not

Today at a cafe, to a girl
She said she got hit in the face with water
Yesterday at a street, to some guy
Said she kicked him with her feet

Who, me?
no, lie
My rumor is asexual
The many eyes are too scary

Now, this much is funny
In the past, I cried a lot
All the more, the joy (mouths) swelled even more
The thoughts longer, the words lessened
The world cried at my life

because youre cool
yes im cool cool
I also enjoy it
Yeah, could be fun

yeah~ In this boring world, if one of me makes it more joyful
say Superman, Batman, like XO gossip man

hey man~ whats todays gossip now
I cant be quiet for even a day why~
why me.
At school, at the office, at work, even at home
VCD radio MP3 hot news magazine too
Im waiting for something
In a boring life
Now, the story prepared for today is coming.

Today, the reporters pen will catch fire
Do you see the search engine ranking
Many netizens fingers are getting tired.
The situation is more serious.
Our world is a hot pot.
If you blink your eye, it should cool down.
you hand, do your thang
Conduct zero, do my thang

because youre cool
yes im cool cool
I also enjoy it
Yeah, could be fun

yeah~ In this world where its hard to live, if one of me comforts you
say Superman, Batman, like XO gossip man

hey man~ what is todays gossip
I cant be quiet for even a day~
Why~ Why me~
everybody attention please
i am gossip man

Why do you have so many words
What exactly are you so curious about
Your own world
Unnecessary controversy
Dont be concerned and get up. go on, let him go~~

hey man~ what is todays gossip (what is it)
I cant be quiet for even a day~ (even a day)
Why me.(why me)
everybody attention please
i am gossip man

alright, im done yo
whats my name?
say gossip man
you know what it is

everybody attention please
i am gossip man

Thanks to: xshoshana24